Disgrace Devotee Mugs

J. M. Coetzee

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'This guy is really good!'

Camouflage Unit

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."

"Scratch my head, would you?"

School of Karate

"What? Tiny houses are all the rage."

Turkey Owl

The majestic North American Care-a-boo.

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

Head For Business

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

Alien with Dad Disguise Kit.

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

"A film contract about your life and a percentage of the box office takings. How does that grab you?"

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'Delete - delete - delete.'

The doctor is in... cognito