Destruction Devotee Prints

1000 things to Demolish before you die

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Bonk!"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

La Dame aux Camelias

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Room for bigger presents."

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

School of Karate

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'It was a split decision.'

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."