Danger Devotee Mugs

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

As a man of action I need excitement...danger...I should be living on the edge!

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"...And please let the merger do through!"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

'What went particularly well?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

Snakeboarding.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."