Dangerous Hobbies Gifts

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

Television Readers.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Audio Books

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Labradoodle"

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Bowling ball head.

A boy with a football