Dangerous Activities Gifts

The morning ritual for Dan Dare, Stuntman.

Leak in the fish tank.

Lawnmower

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"I like fountains very much!"

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"Politics has divided everything."

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

The synchronized shower event.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Hockey cheerleaders.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

'Fisherman luring people into a pond with money on the end of a fishing line.'

Magic trick gone wrong.

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

Football League: Concussions R US.

"Keep going Hank, you almost have it."

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

'It's just a bit of pond weed tied to my bottom but it makes me feel so much younger!'