Dangerous Activities Prints

The morning ritual for Dan Dare, Stuntman.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Leak in the fish tank.

Lawnmower

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"I like fountains very much!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

The synchronized shower event.

"Politics has divided everything."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

Hockey cheerleaders.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

The woodpeckers are just sitting there. That's the new concussion protocol.

'Fisherman luring people into a pond with money on the end of a fishing line.'

Magic trick gone wrong.

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

"Keep going Hank, you almost have it."

Football League - Concussions R Us.

Football League: Concussions R US.

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.