Dangerous Hobbies T-Shirts

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Television Readers.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Audio Books

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Eldrow

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Labradoodle"

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

A boy with a football

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train