Dangerous Gardening Enthusiast T-Shirts

Dress the part of a fearless gardener with our t-shirts that combine humor and passion. Perfect for those who love to nurture nature with a bit of an edge.

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"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it." mockup

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

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"No! I want to live! I want to live!" mockup

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet' mockup

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'. mockup

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

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Mowing the Bottle-Garden

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Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.' mockup

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

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"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C." mockup

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

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"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!" mockup

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

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Impractical Gardener.

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Botanical violinist

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For the new gardener.

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"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?" mockup

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

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The garden of Bedlam

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Shoveling Snow in Spring

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'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.' mockup

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

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"He finds this time of year very stressful."

"He finds this time of year very stressful." mockup

"He finds this time of year very stressful."

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Leaf Blower Showdown.

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"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!" mockup

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

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"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything." mockup

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

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"This is your third cousin Hermina. She was a bad gardener, but she always had the best tomatoes!"

"This is your third cousin Hermina. She was a bad gardener, but she always had the best tomatoes!" mockup

"This is your third cousin Hermina. She was a bad gardener, but she always had the best tomatoes!"

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Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!' mockup

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

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A sandworm eats a statue of Buddha mockup

A sandworm eats a statue of Buddha

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'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?' mockup

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

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"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!" mockup

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

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"That's Terry. Terry once crapped all over Kensington Gardens."

"That's Terry. Terry once crapped all over Kensington Gardens." mockup

"That's Terry. Terry once crapped all over Kensington Gardens."

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"Gosh,no wonder you're having problems with your vegetables,dad.Round cabbages next to pointed leeks is very bad Feng Shui!"

"Gosh,no wonder you're having problems with your vegetables,dad.Round cabbages next to pointed leeks is very bad Feng Shui!" mockup

"Gosh,no wonder you're having problems with your vegetables,dad.Round cabbages next to pointed leeks is very bad Feng Shui!"

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'I'm trying to increase my pocket money... Do you need some Guano to fertilize your garden, sir?'

'I'm trying to increase my pocket money... Do you need some Guano to fertilize your garden, sir?' mockup

'I'm trying to increase my pocket money... Do you need some Guano to fertilize your garden, sir?'

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Sinister birdfeeder

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"Have you been talking to the flowers again?"

"Have you been talking to the flowers again?" mockup

"Have you been talking to the flowers again?"

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Desert Island Rake

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What's Going On Here? We are repotting the Geraniums of Mrs Beverly Seidel which we backed into with our maintenance trucks despite her repeated warnings....

What's Going On Here? We are repotting the Geraniums of Mrs Beverly Seidel which we backed into with our maintenance trucks despite her repeated warnings....

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