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'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On the brink.

Leak in the fish tank.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"I like fountains very much!"

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'It's not really a growth OR a value portfolio. It's more of a feel-good portfolio.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

The synchronized shower event.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

Danger do not press the big red button. Pressing the big red button may result in death. You will be dead if you press the button.

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Should I buy or sell?'

Aggressive investing.

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.