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'He never was one for making risky predictions.'

Danger do not press the big red button. Pressing the big red button may result in death. You will be dead if you press the button.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

On the brink.

End the Winter Blues

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

YOLO vs YODO

Failure/Due Diligence

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I don't like the look of this."

Cheating Death.

"Skate or die."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Safety Barriers

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

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