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'He never was one for making risky predictions.'

Danger do not press the big red button. Pressing the big red button may result in death. You will be dead if you press the button.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

On the brink.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

End the Winter Blues

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Failure/Due Diligence

YOLO vs YODO

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"Skate or die."

Cheating Death.

"I don't like the look of this."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Safety Barriers

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'