Risk T-Shirts

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On the brink.

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

The Danger of Gambling

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Failure/Due Diligence

YOLO vs YODO

Cheating Death.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"Skate or die."

"I don't like the look of this."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Safety Barriers

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'This is your lucky day!'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.