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"Don't worry sir, it's your choice, but...."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

On the brink.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Future Wrestler

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Ted doesn't test well."

WWFood Stores.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

"You think they all look like security risks."

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"

"I just can't sleep with this wrestler's leg syndrome."

Weigh station

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'