Risk Wrestler Gifts

"Don't worry sir, it's your choice, but...."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The rock caricature

On the brink.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Feel my claw of death!"

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Future Wrestler

"Ted doesn't test well."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

WWFood Stores.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

"You think they all look like security risks."

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"

"I just can't sleep with this wrestler's leg syndrome."

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'