Pro Wrestler Gifts

Future Wrestler

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The rock caricature

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Currently Boston

"Feel my claw of death!"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Ted doesn't test well."

WWFood Stores.

Professional football.

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

The Off-Season

Wrestling Champion.