Wrestling Promoter Gifts

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Future Wrestler

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Garage Music

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Club DJ.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

An honesty of agents

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

"So much for that publicity stunt."

WWE Chess

Strange Wrestling

News of the Day - The Future: The wrestler who is really masked

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

To determine whose house they would spend Christmas at, Mark and Barb had their parents hold a tandem wrestling match.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."