Wrestling Promoter Gifts

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Future Wrestler

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Club DJ.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

An honesty of agents

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

What about the company car you promised?

News of the Day - The Future: The wrestler who is really masked

Strange Wrestling

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.