Pro Wrestling Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The rock caricature

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Checkmate!'

Future Wrestler

Niche Extracurriculars

'It was all ball!'

WWFood Stores.

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Greco-polar wrestling

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

Ok, you were right. The Sumo diaper was a bad idea.

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"