Pro Wrestling Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Future Wrestler

'Checkmate!'

Niche Extracurriculars

'It was all ball!'

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

WWFood Stores.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Greco-polar wrestling

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Wrestling Champion.

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."