Pro Wrestling Gifts

'Advertising and lending, sur — but I don't think we're ready for a 'Truth in Pro Wrestling' law.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The rock caricature

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Feel my claw of death!"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Future Wrestler

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

WWFood Stores.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Greco-polar wrestling

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Covid Wrestling

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution."

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"