Pro Wrestling Gifts

'Advertising and lending, sur — but I don't think we're ready for a 'Truth in Pro Wrestling' law.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Future Wrestler

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Ted doesn't test well."

WWFood Stores.

Greco-polar wrestling

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Covid Wrestling

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Wrestling Champion.

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"It's the superintendent's idea of alternative dispute resolution."