Playful Wrestlers Gifts

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Danth battle?

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Future Wrestler

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"So how long have you been working the business?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"More helium."

Sailor boy

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'ok, who threw that?'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Pogo Cellist

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Fencing Lessons

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'