Mud Wrestler Enthusiast Gifts

"Catch the rope Alice. Catch the rope and tie it firmly round his neck."

Glastonbury. After.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

Playing pig

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Future Wrestler

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Bungee sodbustin'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'It needs more dirt.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"