Mud Wrestling Admirer Gifts

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'

Glastonbury. After.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Playing pig

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Future Wrestler

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Greco-polar wrestling

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Wrestling Champion.

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Bungee sodbustin'