Mud Wrestling Admirer Gifts

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'

Glastonbury. After.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Is it something I said dear?"

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Future Wrestler

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Greco-polar wrestling

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Wrestling Champion.

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."