Mud Wrestling Fan Gifts

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

Glastonbury. After.

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Future Wrestler

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

WWFood Stores.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."