Mud Wrestling Fan Gifts

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

Glastonbury. After.

The rock caricature

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Feel my claw of death!"

"Is it something I said dear?"

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Playing pig

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Future Wrestler

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

WWFood Stores.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."