Mud Wrestler Gifts

"My sister takes a bath every day - she's a mud wrestler."

Glastonbury. After.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Playing pig

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Pottery

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It needs more dirt.'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'We were mud wrestling.'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Pete Bog

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

Potter

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"He's a chip off the old block."

This scrimmage, I'll assess your individual talents. Coach. I'll be checking out each of you! Though that would have been easier

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'You are so lucky: You can get dirty without your mum yelling at you...'