Mud Wrestler Gifts

"My sister takes a bath every day - she's a mud wrestler."

Glastonbury. After.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Pottery

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It needs more dirt.'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Pete Bog

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

'We were mud wrestling.'

Potter

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"

"No dear,I'm not treading mud over your nice,clean kitchen floor..."

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'