Playful Wrestlers Mugs

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Future Wrestler

"So how long have you been working the business?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Boy defends his last fry.

"More helium."

Sailor boy

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'ok, who threw that?'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Pogo Cellist

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

Fencing Lessons

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!