Playful Competitors Mugs

Basketball - Short player pulling down shorts of tall player.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Love.

The Unsportables: Relay

"Am I through to the next round?"

Danth battle?

Puppy Love

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Skateboard Olympics.

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Foul!"

Obedience School Spelling Bee

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.