Playful Competitors Prints

Basketball - Short player pulling down shorts of tall player.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Love.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"Am I through to the next round?"

Danth battle?

Puppy Love

The Unsportables: Relay

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Henry, cut that out.'

Consenting Adults.

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

Skateboard Olympics.

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

Obedience School Spelling Bee

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.