Performer Promoter Gifts

An honesty of agents

Create some buzz!

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Garage Music

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Concert still in progress

Club DJ.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Make love not war

Circus trousers

'Old blue-screen's back!'

Muse

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

"Narrative play is dead."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

Hmmm

Archers.

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

"People...People who need people...."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Trucker advertises his podcast.

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.