Pro Wrestler Pillows

Future Wrestler

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Currently Boston

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Ted doesn't test well."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

WWFood Stores.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Professional football.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

The Off-Season

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."