Professional Wrestler Pillows

A professional wrestlers prepares to

Tic tac toe wrestling

"Dearly beloved, weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds!"

Professional wrestlers rarely go anywhere without a lawyer.

'Goliath, there's money to be made if you take a dive.'

Name: The Blob. Occupation: pro wrestler. Record: 53-0. Personal motto: Skeletal system, schmeletal system.'

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Future Wrestler

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Ted doesn't test well."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

WWFood Stores.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'