Retired Pro Wrestler Pillows

'So is it a real heart attack, or is he just faking it?'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Future Wrestler

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"I quit."

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

"I once loved a parade."

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Where Are They Now?

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."