Retired Athlete Pillows

'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'

Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

(Retired) Jockeying for position.

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Rugby golden oldies.

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

'At the Old Players' Home. . .

"Do you think football may have given you permanent injuries you'll have for the rest of your life?"

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

Baseball Memorabilia

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

Favre retirement.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's Brett Favre. He changed his mind again.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

At the Home for Retired Soccer Players.

6 Yard Dash with only three competitors.

Retirement became the obvious decision.

'I don't know what I've missed most-playing for Manchester United or my four quid wages!'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Basketball Tricksters Retirement Home

"We're you really supposed to be in the 1980 Olympics, Sadie?"

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Gary turns 40.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?