Retired Athletes Pillows

Add comfort and character to their home with pillows that celebrate a legendary sports career—perfect for cozying up and reminiscing about past glories.

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"I remember when saying a ballplayer was juicing meant he chewed tobacco."

"I remember when saying a ballplayer was juicing meant he chewed tobacco." mockup

"I remember when saying a ballplayer was juicing meant he chewed tobacco."

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Another Use for Retired Sumo Wrestlers mockup

Another Use for Retired Sumo Wrestlers

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I like the Jets...I guess

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Seniors Snooker Tournament.

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"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt" mockup

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

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'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.' mockup

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

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'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?' mockup

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

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'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.' mockup

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

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Gary turns 40.

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'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.' mockup

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

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"Clive used to be an astronaut."

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'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.' mockup

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

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'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?' mockup

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

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'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.' mockup

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

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'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.' mockup

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

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'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.' mockup

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

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Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In... mockup

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

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'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.' mockup

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

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"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

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