Retired Pro Wrestler Prints

'So is it a real heart attack, or is he just faking it?'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Future Wrestler

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

"I quit."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"I once loved a parade."

Where Are They Now?

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

Road signs of Aging

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'