Monster Wrestler Pillows

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Tourists and their Pets.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"We're exclusively delts."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Regular or decapitated?'

Future Wrestler

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Vampire Bat

"So much for that vintage!"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist