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"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Tourists and their Pets.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

The rock caricature

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Feel my claw of death!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Regular or decapitated?'

Future Wrestler

Vampire Bat

"So much for that vintage!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"