"Ted doesn't test well."
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"Let's get ready to bumble!"
Good Luck in your Exams.
"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."
"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"
"How'd I do on the test?"
"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."
In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray
'Thank you for not guessing.'
Wrestling Our Inner Demons
Future Wrestler
"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."
Next Wave Collegiate Sports
Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.
A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.
"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"
"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"
Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.
'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'
'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'
"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."
"Why can I only cross 'right' or 'wrong'? What about 'I don't care', 'I don't give a damn' or 'How should I know'?"
'It doesn't work...'
Wall.
"Our exit strategy is me having a nervous breakdown."
'Goliath, there's money to be made if you take a dive.'
"Dearly beloved, weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds!"
"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."
"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."
"I wouldn't worry about it -- this is marketing's headache."
"I could have been successful if I had mastered the standardized test."
I'm nervous about the PSATs. Chill. It's no big deal. I haven't studied for them. That's ok. Do a couple of practice tests, relax and get a good night's sleep. Says who? My math tutor, test prep coach and SAT summer study camp counselors. I'm sunk.
'You are advised to allow ten minutes at the end for demanding a re-mark.'
S.A.T. High. Home of the Fighting #2 Pencils. It was inevitable.
A professional wrestlers prepares to
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