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"How'd I do on the test?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Flies up the ante!

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Can I see your license,please?'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

Targeted opponent

Teacher said the C's she put face up indicate slight improvement.

"Camping is in my blood! I harmonize with the humming of Mother Nature!"

"This is Ritz Rose, substituting for the vastly over rated Ed Yomp..."

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Computer Confusion

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

And the ability to handle the catch is essential.

Revenge of the Ants.

"I wish these humans wouldn't gift-wrap our lunch. . !"

'Honey, did you happen to look behind you, before you walked through that door?'

'How many times have I told you that even if students like them better than you, you can't vaporize substitute-teachers when you return?'