Test Wrestler Pillows

"Ted doesn't test well."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"How'd I do on the test?"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Future Wrestler

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'

'It doesn't work...'

"Why can I only cross 'right' or 'wrong'? What about 'I don't care', 'I don't give a damn' or 'How should I know'?"

"Our exit strategy is me having a nervous breakdown."

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"Dearly beloved, weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds!"

'Goliath, there's money to be made if you take a dive.'

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

"I could have been successful if I had mastered the standardized test."

"I wouldn't worry about it -- this is marketing's headache."

'You are advised to allow ten minutes at the end for demanding a re-mark.'

A professional wrestlers prepares to

Sedan chair company crash testing centre