Test Rebel Pillows

"Why can I only cross 'right' or 'wrong'? What about 'I don't care', 'I don't give a damn' or 'How should I know'?"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Driverless Car

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Career Duck

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

"What do the know!"

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

Cluster Catastrophe

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

Scientists chained to the floor

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."