Risk Assessment Rebel T-Shirts

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On the brink.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Caution signs.

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

Safety Barriers

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'This is your lucky day!'

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

First Aid Box

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Laboratory- risk assessor

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

"Let the minutes show we're not taking the pension fund and putting it all on the 2.30 at Newmarket."

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'