Danger Lovers Gifts

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Eat me"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Scary stuff

Horror Stories.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Geekasaurus.

'What went particularly well?'

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Knife-thrower.

Snakeboarding.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in h

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'