"Happy Valentine's day!"
Death Theme Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone fascinated with the macabre and death-themed curiosities? Our collection offers witty and thought-provoking items that celebrate their unique interest. From humorous mugs to stylish T-shirts, pillows, and art prints, find the perfect piece that resonates with their love for the darker side of life. These creative, darkly amusing gifts make a memorable surprise for anyone who appreciates the morbid with a sense of humor.
"I've never been invited to the wake before."
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.
"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."
"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."
"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"
'We've re-branded.'
Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.
The Reaper's Arms
'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'
'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'
"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."
"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."
'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'
'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'
The End Is Nigh. . . Told You
"From this you make a living?"
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'
God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000
"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."
Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.
Tuesday, 2022
A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!
Pranking Zombies
End Of The World - Business Edition
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'
"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"
"From here on out it's term and conditions."
"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."
"We pay the living dead wage."
Night of the living will
When a nanosecond is forever.
Death Theme Aficionado Gifts Collection
Death Theme Aficionado Mugs
Browse our collection of death-themed mugs and find the perfect darkly humorous addition to their morning routine.
Death Theme Aficionado Pillows
Explore our death-themed pillows to add a darkly witty touch to any home or office space.
Death Theme Aficionado Prints
View our collection of death-themed prints for striking artwork that celebrates their fascination with mortality in a fun, artistic way.
Death Theme Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our death fascination T-shirts and find clever designs that make a statement and show off their unique interests.