Adult Theme Aficionado Gifts

'The joy of 666'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

How to injury yourself as an adult

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Adult Magician

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Ghost Porn

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Rudolph Red Light District

Sex shop headache pills...

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

Bottleopener.

"Yes I do like the 'Eastenders' theme, but not in the middle of 'Eastenders'".

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Brain in Jar.

Out of Ardor.

Pornographic telephone directory

Farting/ No Farting.

'I always imagined Heaven would be like this!'

"Yo, Angela! The good news is I found your vibrator..."

Condoms,

"Gimme that! You must've gotten one of the adult eggs!"