Adult Theme Aficionado Prints

'The joy of 666'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

How to injury yourself as an adult

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

Ghost Porn

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Sex shop headache pills...

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

Bottleopener.

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Brain in Jar.

Out of Ardor.

'I always imagined Heaven would be like this!'

Farting/ No Farting.

"Yo, Angela! The good news is I found your vibrator..."

'-when I think of the fortune we spent on her Elecution lessons'

Condoms,

"How do I leave the house again? Is it keys then shoes then socks?"

"Gimme that! You must've gotten one of the adult eggs!"