Adulting Enthusiast Prints

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"How do I leave the house again? Is it keys then shoes then socks?"

"The prodigal son never left."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Breast Height Chart

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'Where Are They Now?'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

The end of innocence

The Inner Dog.

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

The New Age Dentist.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Awake and doing great"

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

New Age Pit Bull

How to injury yourself as an adult

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