Adulting Enthusiast Gifts

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"How do I leave the house again? Is it keys then shoes then socks?"

"The prodigal son never left."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Breast Height Chart

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Where Are They Now?'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

The Inner Dog.

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

The end of innocence

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

The New Age Dentist.

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

New Age Pit Bull

"Awake and doing great"

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

How to injury yourself as an adult

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

Secrets of Adulthood.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"