"I look after her tax affairs for �1,000 - she wanted �2,000 but that's all I could afford."
Adult Industry Aficionado Gifts
Searching for a gift that caters to an adult industry aficionado's unique sense of humor and appreciation for bold creativity? Our collection features cheeky mugs, trendy t-shirts, comfy pillows, and eye-catching prints, all designed to bring a smile. Whether it's for a special occasion or just because, these products match their adventurous spirit and make a memorable gift that shows you understand their fun side.
"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."
'Did you want to bring on a sub'
"I suppose you think that's funny."
"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."
"Abra-Viagra."
Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.
How to injury yourself as an adult
Ghost Porn
'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'
Sex shop headache pills...
"For a living? I make pornographic films. Your daughter didn't tell you?"
'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'
"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."
Rudolph Red Light District
The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'
Good old-fashioned sex shop.
Oh, The Putzing You'll Do
Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.
'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'
Bottleopener.
'Umm...I'm allergic to milk but not Cabernet.'
'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'
Me at 22 vs. me at 29
Brain in Jar.
"Yo, Angela! The good news is I found your vibrator..."
Couple at it !
Pornographic telephone directory
"How do I leave the house again? Is it keys then shoes then socks?"
Condoms,
Snow White and the Seven Pimps.
Stormy Weather
"The prodigal son never left."
Mix up at movie appreciation night.
Los Angeles Film Commission
Adult Industry Aficionado Gifts Collection
Adult Industry Aficionado Mugs
Browse our full range of mugs for adult industry aficionados and find the perfect witty or daring design to start their day with a smile.
Adult Industry Aficionado Pillows
Explore our comfy pillows decorated with playful and provocative motifs, perfect for adding personality to any space for an adult industry enthusiast.
Adult Industry Aficionado Prints
Discover vibrant and humorous prints that capture their passion and sense of humor. Ideal for decorating a space that’s as bold as they are.
Adult Industry Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts featuring humorous and bold designs for adult industry aficionados. Great for everyday wear or special occasions.