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"I look after her tax affairs for �1,000 - she wanted �2,000 but that's all I could afford."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Abra-Viagra."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

How to injury yourself as an adult

Ghost Porn

'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'

Sex shop headache pills...

"For a living? I make pornographic films. Your daughter didn't tell you?"

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Rudolph Red Light District

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

Bottleopener.

'Umm...I'm allergic to milk but not Cabernet.'

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Me at 22 vs. me at 29

Brain in Jar.

"Yo, Angela! The good news is I found your vibrator..."

Couple at it !

Pornographic telephone directory

"How do I leave the house again? Is it keys then shoes then socks?"

Condoms,

Snow White and the Seven Pimps.

Stormy Weather

"The prodigal son never left."

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

Los Angeles Film Commission