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"Happy Valentine's day!"

"I've never been invited to the wake before."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'We've re-branded.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

The Reaper's Arms

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

"From this you make a living?"

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Tuesday, 2022

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Pranking Zombies

End Of The World - Business Edition

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"We pay the living dead wage."

Night of the living will

When a nanosecond is forever.