Disaster Tourism Observer T-Shirts

"Except for that wildfire destroying Pasadena, isn’t California beautiful?"

"Look! No hands!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

News: Flash Floods

Japanese disaster

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"Holy c**p!!! That asteroid is headed straight for earth!!!"

'We must stop taking junk food titbits from tourists or we'll soon be too fat to fly!.

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'

Mother Nature

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

'That's F-E-M-A!' Rebuilding New Orleans.

Global Warning

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"I never watch the weather unless a storm has a name."

Fragile tether

Artists feed on tragedy.

"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."

Annual 10k run of bad luck.

"Today I'm so tired! There was an earthquake during my shift."

"Your squash medley will be right out, sir."