Dark Tourist Gifts

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I'm sure of it, Harry—it's that nice Mr. Bently we met on the tour!"

'This is the dungeon. Mind your head!'

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Portalouvre

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.