Dark Tourist Gifts

"The following report contains images some viewers may find disturbing. . .so pay attention."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I'm sure of it, Harry—it's that nice Mr. Bently we met on the tour!"

'This is the dungeon. Mind your head!'

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Easter Island Rock Climber

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Limbo Day at the Palace

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'